You know you have lived in Taiwan too long when...

To add to the list-you have lived here too long if.....

1. You are totally comfortable driving your scooter on the wrong side of the road against traffic
2. You think ICRT is quality radio
3. Despite being on your death bed, you still turn up to work
4. You think it's normal to work on Saturdays
5. Hair is growing out of the moles on your face
6. You shower at night
7. 25 degrees is COLD!
8. When teaching grammar, you can't actually remember what the rules are - everything is correct! You have to think before being able to correctly construct a sentence
9. You know the best place to get fried food at 2 in the morning
10. None of your shoes have laces
11. You have adopted a Taiwanese Street dog
12. Your family stops asking when you'll be coming home
and finally......
13. You cannot adjust to life after the Wan, and you return to Taiwan to "save"